Day 16/17/18: Crikee!
Ok here's the deal. I've TOTALLY been posting every day. But unless you download my special proprietary software, I'm afraid you just read can't all of the posts. If you wish to acquire said software, simply mail me a check for $157.00 and I'll hook you up. No problem. Oh, and kick in like another $43.00 for shipping and handling. That should cover it...
For those of you who have already sent in checks and are waiting for your orders to get processed, here's a recap of the last few days:
Monday I had my first statistics class at UCLA, which was very exciting for like the first 10 minutes. Can't tell you much about what happened after that...
Tuesday I went to UCLA again for a calculus class in the evening, but I spent the whole day there cuz I had a buncha stuff to do. Nick and I met up for a lunch-time vegetarian hunt. See, there used to be these vegetarians under the Public Policy building. They were actually Brazilian hare krishnas. They'd show up every day around lunch, with these plastic white buckets full of extremely tasty food. Usually it was a vegetarian curry, or a stew, and rice with vegetables, and sometimes they had this awesome raspberry couscous for dessert. They sold it to UCLA students under the guise of the "UCLA Vegetarian Club" for $4.
So Nick and I went to campus to see if they were still around. Sadly, their habitat must have gotten deforested or something because they were nowhere to be found. So we had nasty campus food instead. And then we spotted a guy wearing this shirt (sorry no picture) and it totally made up for everything.
Wednesday was all about shelf-building and fleeing to the Coffee Table to beat the blistering heat and study for some GMAT. My CDs are finally contained on yet another mismatched piece of furniture in my living room. But at least they're contained.
You know what? Wednesday rocked. The shelf-building, the Coffee Tabling, then I got a letter from Unemployment that makes it look like I'll be getting the maximum amount of benefits (woo-hoo!), then dinner with T and Martha Stewart's Apprentice. All in all, a great unemployed day.
Today is all about prepping for a meeting with a restaurant chain to see if I can do some wacky alternative marketing for them. Wish me luck!

3 Comments:
"Who puts their fingers in other people's brownies? That's like me sticking my fingers in your chicken breast!
I definitely think the Respeito t-shirt needs to be answered with a: "Don't touuuch maahh stuuuuff" t-shirt... Which I'd be happy to make, but I just sent some girl $200 for magic blog software.
Ooh, sounds like you passed out 10 minutes into the Statistics class. I knew I should have cut you off after half of that melon margarita! But you just kept staggering around muttering stuff about needing to learn standard deviations and Keynesian free market multipliers, so I had to let you go.
By the way, I sent in my $157 check like 3 weeks ago. Does that include sync AND master rights? Or do I have to go through the label?
HAHAHAHAHA I got the bootleg of the Magic Blog Software!!!!! $200??? SUCKAS!!!!!!!!
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