Proceed Directly to Day 3: The Sparkler

Cuz let's face it - Day 2's post was boring.

I think The Sparkler should be given super-powers. Anyone who knows me well knows my alter-ego, The Headlight Avenger. My super-power is getting drivers to turn on their headlights after dark if they've forgotten to do so. I have a little hand gesture..it's kinda like jazz hands, two times in a row. Like, * flash flash *. Usually accompanied by an audio super-saying like, "Dude! Turn on your lights!" And it works!! It works every time, and I get the satisfaction of knowing that the world is a safer place.

Ok. So the Sparkler. We know she has the ability to guess bra sizes. We know she, uh, sparkles. What if she sparkles people blind, and then fits them for the right bra while they're momentarily disoriented? Is that cool?

Suggestions?